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impetrate: When someone says “It’s getting hot in here” I automatically think, “So take off all your clothes”
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“Personally, I think that sexy is keeping yourself mysterious. I’m really...”
– Stevie Nicks
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"Why me?" needs to be replaced with "Why not me?"
More confidence, please. For me and the people out there who are struggling when they really shouldn’t be.
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#257 Eating a free sample of something you have no...
Why hello, little cup of strawberry-banana punch. How you doing, pepper-dill crackers? Don’t mind if I do, spicy salami wrapped around a piece of melon. Yes, eating a free sample of something you have no intention of buying is a great way to stay on top of what’s happening at the grocery store. You swish the new drink, chew the new gum, toss back a tiny cup of the new pasta dinner, and introduce...
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“Sometimes you’re just so goddamn positive I feel like punching you in the...”
– My friend, Maria
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